A Package of Fireworks From Our Good Friends in North Korea

It seems our good friends in North Korea send us a nuclear warhead on Tuesday. The 'fireworks' were intended to reach us about the same time as the NASA launch took place. Trouble is, the warhead was defective, a total dud. It never got here, and apparently did not explode either. Had the 'fireworks' arrived safely and gone off as intended, then spam/scam -- indeed the entire telephone network -- would have been the least of our worries, I am sure.